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Chiefs epic fail sets tone for rest of season

Well, well, well. We are now well past the halfway point in the 2017 NFL season, with a bunch of bull crap, wanna-be Patriot teams getting ready for the playoffs (Rams, Vikings, Eagles to name a few…) In the AFC, the playoff picture looked all too clear for the team from Missouri, and then… 5 losses out of their last 6 games, and on Sunday, the Chiefs lost to one of the most God-awful teams in NFL history; the 2017 New York Football Giants.

Andy Reid and his staff looked like absolute geniuses when they began the season 5-0 with wins against the likes of the Pats and Eagles. Those days are long gone my friends! Alex Smith is back to being scared of anybody in an opposing team’s uniform, Kareem Hunt is basically a glorified dough boy, and Tyreek Hill continues to be a non-factor, even though he is one of the most explosive players in the NFL.

A drunken Eli Manning was able to make his way downfield in Sunday’s OT win against this piss poor team, and thanks to a (rare) non-missed Rosas FG, they came out victorious, barely scraping by once again. If you are a Chiefs fan, I sure do feel sorry for you. It looks like it’s about time to get that rookie QB in there… whatever his name is. Patrick My Homie is nothing more than a less-psychopathic version of Philip Rivers; a country hick who slings the ole pigskin downfield with his eyes closed in hopes that someone will magically run underneath it and catch it.

Thank GOD the Chiefs play in what is now one of the worst divisions in football, with other teams like the Broscar Weiler Wiener led Broncos, the rusty, junkyard Carr led Raiders, and the LA Chargers, who again, are led by a freaking sociopath who gets in arguments with himself in the huddle. They may actually have a fighting chance if they can pull their heads out of the giant turd piles they’ve been buried in.

One last note here: If KC makes the playoffs, and if by some UNBELIEVABLE turn of events, they actually win a game, then we should all move to Canada, because a country that allows such a frightfully atrocious team to even exist is not a country I want to live in.

 

THEY LOST TO THE FREAKING GIANTS, GUYS. GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BS.

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